Saturday 9th August - Silver Sands
Leisure Park, Lossiemouth
One thing I have learned from doing this job is that
you have to expect the unexpected. Whether you are greeted by a room full
of hens on a night out, or only two people sitting in the corner, you have to do
the job. It's also important not to be too much of a diva, but I must confess to
having a wee hissy fit this Saturday at Lossiemouth.
My contract said 8 til 11.30, so we took it easy and
left ourselves enough time for a couple of pee stops and a trip to Tesco to pick
up supplies for the night (we stay over at Lossiemouth). We arrived at
5.30 to be asked if we were sure we were staying (aargh) and to be told that I
was, in fact, on from 7 til 9.30 in the family room.
Now don't get me wrong. I love kids. I
have one. But I was unprepared - we had left our lighting rig at home, as
the main stage had an excellent lighting rig. With the price of diesel
these days it seemed only sensible to carry just what we needed and no more.
I would have also brought a selection of kiddies' music with me to play for the
families that would be there expecting kids' entertainment. As it was, I
had about half a dozen songs that they might or might not dance to.
So there we are, with an hour and a half til show
time, no accommodation, and I had forgotten my hair straighteners and Al's dress
shirt. I was frantically checking the clock every few minutes as we set up
our equipment (the aforementioned Tesco food warming up nicely in the car), and
there was no accommodation for me to get changed in! Kenny, the bar
manager, kindly suggested I use his office to get changed, but the caravan
became available at about 6.30pm. By this time I was really very hungry
and more than a bit peed off. I have my routine, you see.
However
- after all that, the night went well (despite the mums and dads asking me when
the kids' entertainment would be starting), and I got the families on side.
The kids were dancing and playing their toy trumpets, spinning in circles (as
kids do) and having fun. The adults were enjoying the mix of music and the
fact that the kids were having fun. I had to stop briefly to allow the
cabaret show band "Angel Star" to do a sound check, then it was right back into
it. As more and more people began to arrive early to hear the show band at
10, they caught the end of my act, and I must admit to having a bit of a laugh
with the families about the others missing all the fun.
I finished at 9.30, and got my tea (at last), a quick
wash and went out to have a drink and to hear the band.
All in all, I reckon the family room is quite good
fun, and getting finished at 9.30pm means you can relax and enjoy the rest of
the evening.
So - the moral of my tale is this - as I said, expect
the unexpected - always arrive well early, and make sure you have all the facts
about what is going on before you get settled into your caravan. Running
about like a headless chicken doesn't do anybody any good.
Oh and take towels, washing up liquid and remember
your straighteners! lol
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Saturday 5th April - Silver Sands
Leisure Park - Lossiemouth
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Is it Easter or Christmas? It was hard to tell this
weekend in Lossiemouth. I think that may have been the reason the club was
so quiet for this gig. Everyone was indoors in the warm - and quite right
too! But they could have braved a teensy weensy bit of cold to come and
see me, I reckon. The night was quiet, but the people who had braved the
weather were very appreciative. I got to meet a very nice man called
Graham, whose daughter, Nicola, is the Entertainments Manager for the resort.
Unfortunately she wasn't too well, so I didn't get a chance to say Hi.
Graham was very friendly though, and helped Al and I to set up our equipment
around the new lighting they have installed in the clubhouse. He also
arranged a disco to finish the evening.
There are only two things which could have been better for me
at Silver Sands. The performance time was one. I was to start at 8pm
and finish at 11.30pm, but I was only contracted for 3 x 40 minute sets.
This meant I had two enormous breaks, during which the punters were getting
restless. I think maybe 9 til 11.30 would be a better idea, maybe with a
kids entertainer on beforehand, as there were so many wee ones through the back.
Secondly, I'd like to make a complaint. Our caravan was freeeeeeeeeeezing!
We always get a free caravan for the night - which is great as Lossie is so far
away from home - but this time we had no central heating! And with the
snow and cold winds we were soooo cold. I could even see my breath
inside the caravan! We didn't get a lot of sleep that night, I can tell
you. This is the first time I have had cause for complaint though, as
every other caravan we have been given (generously, I may add) has been lovely.
Anyway - see you guys in August! xx
Saturday 15th September - Silver Sands Holiday
Village, Lossiemouth
Another regular spot, I get the pleasure of visiting Lossie around twice a year,
but usually at the beginning or the end of the season. At best I was performing
for 40 to 50 people in this BIG room, and most of them were at the far end,
about 30 yards away. I must admit that I was struggling to read the crowd at the
end of my first set, but was reassured by Alan that they were listening and
seemed to be enjoying themselves.
I enjoyed the second and third sets, and pleased myself as to the material I
used. It seemed to work because Alan reported lots of compliments from the
audience and at the end of the night I had lots of comments about people
enjoying my choice of songs. All and all I enjoyed myself, the audience enjoyed
themselves and the bar staff got lots of dancing in...
I'd love to do this gig in high season, but with my luck it would be too hot and
everyone would be staying at their vans to BBQ... It would be nice to have a
full room but in the end, as long as I entertain the ones who come out...my job
is done.
Saturday 16th June
2007 -
Silver Sands Holiday Village, Lossiemouth
I am so glad to put a good review on
this page. I have always tried to give an accurate reflection of the job I
do (as I see it) and the places I have been. For this I have come under
fire on many an occasion, but I will continue to be as frank and open as I can
(at the same time trying not to offend).
Silver Sands at Lossiemouth is an absolute joy to play.
I am no diva (despite some comments to the contrary), but I am treated well
here. It's smiles and welcomes all round, and I get a bit of respect for
the job I do. From sound check to final cries of "More!", I haven't felt
so good in a long time.
The crowd were, as usual, a bit on the quiet side to start
with, but they soon livened up. I did a good mix of old and new, and found
I even had dancers! Added to that, amazingly, at the end of each song they
waited for the next dance! There were people of all ages, from what looked
like a newborn baby, to a good few elderly ladies and gentlemen, all of whom
were dancing, singing along and tapping their feet. Excellent.
Enjoying yourself is good for you, I reckon. I certainly came away with a
new found enthusiasm for my job as a singer.
I'm back in September, and looking forward to it immensely.
Saturday 2nd September - Silver Sands
Leisure Park, Lossiemouth
It's lovely coming to Lossiemouth for a gig. We are put
up in a caravan for the night, and it almost feels like a wee holiday. I
say almost because I obviously have to work. A three and a half hour set
can be pretty exhausting when you have to do all the singing yourself!
The night itself was a bit strange. It was very quiet
to start with, and even when the lounge filled up the people were sooo quiet!
I take this very personally, you know.
Two large glasses of wine later, I began to relax and not
take things too personally after all. I did a good mixed set, and played
music to suit during the breaks. As usual, my decision to finish with
`Cabaret` was a good one. Alan's only criticism was that I didn't do it
earlier. I don't think I could have done it earlier though, as I need to
be absolutely relaxed and warmed up well before attempting such a big number.
I hope I see you all next year!
Saturday 10th June - Silver Sands
Leisure Park, Lossiemouth
I love it up here. I am given a caravan for the night,
and feel like a real star! This caravan park is ideally situated on the
Moray Firth, with absolutely breathtaking views.
We were able to get into the club quite early to set up the
equipment, and then had a bit of time to ourselves. When the time came to
go over for the gig, it was just a quick stroll over! It was sooo hot I
was forced to ditch my boots and go for a pair of cool slip on shoes. They
weren't so easy to dance in, but there was no way I was going to gig in that
heat wearing tights and boots!
The heat had meant that my audience had been out all day
sitting in the sunshine drinking beer, so the club was understandably quiet
considering the time of year. Having said that, the people there were
willing to have a good time (along with my mum, who had come with us!).
I'm back in September, and looking forward to it.
Saturday 24th September 2005 - Silver Sands Caravan
Park, Lossiemouth
Wow!
What a place! What an audience! What a reception!
I absolutely LOVE gigs like this. The people were very welcoming all
through my stay, from our arrival to our departure. We were given the use
of a caravan for the night (with complimentary tea, coffee and biscuits - the
glamour!) and generally treated with respect.
The night itself was great - there was a children's magician (Garry Seagraves)
performing in the lounge before I went on . I sang a variety of songs from Disco
through to Jazz, and even managed a few rock songs along the way.
I must say hello to the Psycho bikers from Inverurie, whose names I never did
find out! Aargh what am I like. I had one mad fan who danced to
(almost) every song. Pity she couldn't keep up (lol!). She doesn't
mind me mentioning it, I'm sure.
I must admit to being amazed I lasted the night myself, as I can't remember
putting so much into a performance for a long time!
Please note - FEEDBACK COUNTS!! It seems a pity I have to go as far as
Lossiemouth (and Hawick - see the last review I did about my experience there)
to be so appreciated!
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